"Love is dead."

[greasymonkey]

Breaking News: Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Flav are no longer together as Brigitte married her other boyfriend this past weekend.

If they are no longer together, then I don't know what love is anymore. In fact, I will go so far as to say everything you've heard about love up to this point has been a vehement lie.

Comments

[hardxcorpsxlove]

Dude.

My heart is BROKEN. If there's no more Gita and Foofy, HOW am I going to find someone?!

S\/2

[greasymonkey]

I always knew Gita was a whore. Gita is a whore's name.

Flavor Flav, praise be to Allah; the man deserves much better.