"Irish breakfast."

[greasymonkey]

I was never into the whole St. Patrick's Day and shit like that, so throughout the years I would never know what day it was on until a few days before.

This year, it completely crept up on me. Call me an idiot, but I get to the school and it's like, What the hell is going on with all this green shit? It was like a gigantic, violent sea of green

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[rockthevote]

Baby Jesus, thank you for making my shitty night just a tad bit better with your humor.

Wearing a maroon shirt, the boy arrives at school only to find out it's St. Patrick's Day. Hilarity ensues.

[greasymonkey]

! I too call on the powers of baby Jesus. But black baby Jesus.

[rockthevote]

Black baby Jesus. Right on.