"His holiness."

[greasymonkey]

Elect me as your future Pope, hereon out to be referred to as Pope Jay The Conquerer of Beautiful Women and Hot Wheels Collectibles and Cake.

With my appointed pope powers, I'll be able to smite you and audit your taxes.

Just kidding folks. He was a great guy.

But seriously. Elect me. What the hell do you have to lose, anyway.

Comments

[greasymonkey]

Such was the desired effect.

[switchfootchic2]

But first you have to be a priest, And you can't be married!

[greasymonkey]

I never intended on marrying anyway. I was just going to have sex with countless, unnamed women.

And I am a priest. My journal is soon to become a worldwide religion.

[switchfootchic2]

You can't do that either if your a pope!
But I think they should let them be married so priest won't go and rape innocent little alter boys!