Always remember: Everytime you read my journal, it's like making love to me with your computer mouse.

I hate hyphens. I did a great job botching the narration of Pygmalion today, regressing to the state of a true ass whilst I read ( Read more... )

Tried making my own egg drop soup yesterday.

Needless to say, "No."

Oh Jesus, and the mess I made.

Three years old. Happy birthday, journal.

Thanks Margaret.

I have to get my glasses strengthened because my headaches are becoming more frequent and I always feel as if my eyes are strained, even with my high-powered glasses on ( Read more... )

For second semester I've been switched to an economics class as part of my 12th grade curriculum. And I got none other than the legendary..Mr. Williams! Drumroll please ( Read more... )

Well. A little after 3am.

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I guess I'll go howl at the moon for old times' sake.

Second semester starts on Monday. Of all the things on my "To-Do List for Winter 2004", I accomplished all of them except two:

• Get my toes licked by beautiful women
  
• Donate WMDs to the Toys for Tots Charity Drive
  

It's all about prioritizing your time, most of which I spent playing PlayStation2 and a lot of football ( Read more... )

Although I'm still working on it, gummybearporn is now up to satisify all of your gummy bear pornography needs.

I strongly suggest you go join my new community. If you don't, the earth...shall crash into the Sun. There, I said it.

EDIT - Read the info page first.

LiveJournal is forming some ungodly, unholy merger with the company Six Apart. Despite what the media tells you about no changes being done, take a look at LJ's mascot goat Frank on the LiveJournal front page. Six Six Six Apart/LiveJournal, the human embodiment of the Anti-Christ, has already begun making changes.


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