➃ 1st FIRE

[greatballsofire]

[accidentally recorded faltering footsteps after a landing, the sound of the fountain is loud nearby] Ooookay, so I got lost somewhere over Europe again. Last time I let them let Ben drive.

FLAME ON!

[overwhelming "FWOOSH" noise as everybody's fave Human Torch is engulfed in flames and sent rocketing into the air; luckily his device appears to be

Comments

[morethanasuit]

God hates me. So much.

It couldn't have been Reed?

voice;

[greatballsofire]

[long pause for inspection of the device suddenly, randomly talking to him...]

Well he probably does, if you're the type that would rather hang out with Reed.

Do I know you? Or would you be one of those boring sciencey types?

Re: voice;

[morethanasuit]

You should know me, but apparently know. I'm one of the ultra rare exciting sciencey types.

voice;

[greatballsofire]

I'll believe that when I see it.

[theotokos]

Should I say it's not Kansas or something equally cliche?

[greatballsofire]

You could always say your phone number, and we could go from there.

[theotokos]

Isn't that cute.

Oops! I meant to set it as voice;

[greatballsofire]

So I've been told.

[notgoku]

W-was that a rocket?!

[greatballsofire]

Even better, kid. It was the Human Torch.

[notgoku]

Human.. Torch?

[greatballsofire]

Yeah, Human... Torch. Fantastic Four? Don't you ever watch TV?

[lovemarked]

I thought we were done with the fireworks...

[greatballsofire]

Hey, the Human Torch is never out of season.

[lovemarked]

Oooohhh... charming fireworks.

[greatballsofire]

Why, thank you.

[girlwithabow]

You're such a fire hazard.

[greatballsofire]

Don't worry, babe- I've got it completely under control.

[girlwithabow]

Babe?

I hope you do know I can use you as archery practice from down here.

[greatballsofire]

Hey, no need to get hostile. Though I can appreciate that in a woman. Rawr.