last night i went to murphy's with coworkers and got fucking shitfaced, no funny stories there ( Read more... )

i have a note written on my hand that says
"9:29 : drunkely fall in love with the cutest dyke i have ever seen"
this resulted in one of my better stories, it's too long to write out here but if you want to know ask me next time you see me.

monday i got day drunk and proceeded to have the most drinks in a day that i've ever had (23) i got so drunk that i passed a thresh hold into sobriety and then got drunk all over again. i took about 7 shots of tequila and i only threw up once.
it was amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KVVRIpO-kA
watch it.

due to the fact that my younger sister is becoming a veterenarian and has to take classes pertaining to the meat industry i am going to quit eating meat because right now it disgusts me to the extreme.
so vegetarian friends help me out bitches!!

the past week or so has been completly insane. if you've talked to me you know what all is going on.
i was watching ferris bueller's day off and i remembered that it has one of my favorite scenes in a movie ever.

the shake it up baby part more specifically.
i used to want to do matthew broderick so bad.

i hope i dont have to go to school today. i have an exam but on tuesday my proffesor said that if the weather was bad he didn't want us driving just to take a test and we could take it later. i sent him an email asking if he wanted us to come or not and he hasnt responded. i don't want to not go and then get in trouble cuz everyone else showed up. ( Read more... )

yes! i love snow! i wish i had a pair of golashes. but south plains blows my load for not cancelling all of the classes today. now i have to drive out to levelland in this shit ass weather just so i can take a quiz in my government class. otherwise i totally wouldnt go, i am literally risking my life so i can make an "A" in this class (which i will ( Read more... )

these are the two i have so far

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so a while ago i thought of a comic-y book thing i wanted to do involving a forest fire, and the animals in the forest and set it up like a mock epic where the survival of the amazingly adorable animals rest in the paws of like, the bear or some shit like that, and make people cry and feel bad about not preventing forest fires and how it effects ( Read more... )