Ronny The Retard

[greatnesss]

Today was kinda uneventful other than band practice i didnt do anything haha, but we are in the process of introducing a brand new song into our set im very excited all i need to remember is 1,2 but i cant seem to do it haha and for all you " Inside Fifty" fans ( umm yea haha) you should be very excited because it def.has a new sound to it..

Comments

Aaron sunk to a new low

[a_antesbeger]

Aaron, you my friend have sunk to a new low. And you thought i would fill it out.... any ways aaron heres my application
1) Name: your mother
2) age: not young enough for you(you like them in the singles)
3) have you ever cheated on anyone: No
4) your favorite band: Nirvanica rocks
5) Are you a virgin if not how many times have you had sex: 856,384 give or take a few
6) what is you social security number: aarons a dork!
7) if you had to compare yourself to any type of cat in your performance in bed what cat would it be and why: a moose
8) would u ever have sex with me if not why: your going to have sex with your mother!?!?!
9) what is 70 times 7 (trick ?): your mother
10) Are you really that desperate if so call me: call you what?

[dreamindawl04]

the cheat question isnt fair... people make mistakes and then regret them/learn from them... maybe you should ask if they cheated, why, and how do they feel about it? just a suggestion
oh! and avoid the R word...
just my 2 cents. :-) haha*

HA.

[kiki787]

ya know aaron....out by waynes work is a place that will hook you up with someone compatible.....you have to pay but it might be worth it.

beware when you go to the dating service.....its highly frowned upon to put "has sex with little boys" under extracurricular activities. you might get arrested. i dont wanna have to be the one to explain to wayne that youre sharing a jail cell with a catholic priest........

also...
you are a whore.......you are a whore......you are a whore......you are a whore

applicaton

[anonymous]

1) Name: courtney Love
2) age: 17
3) have you ever cheated on anyone: francis bean is william hung
4) your favorite band: the misfits
5) Are you a virgin if not how many times have you had sex: 23 (more than your IQ)
6) what is you social security number: 1800 safe auto
7) if you had to compare yourself to any type of cat in your performance in bed what cat would it be and why: a dead one
8) would u ever have sex with me if not why: No, have you looked in the mirror lately
9) what is 70 times 7 (trick ?): pervert 490
10) Are you really that desperate if so call me: You have a girlfriend application in your JOURNAL...and you think im desperate?