So here's what happened-- a half hour or so after my last entry, I spilled a can of rootbeer on my keyboard. So now my computer works fine and dandy... But not the keyboard. It keeps slashing (ie typing ///////////////////////////////// into any field it gets the chance) and I'm here, lonely, computerless, and mostly sober ( Read more... )

This morning I woke up with a piece of paper taped to my side. I guess it was a breakup letter. From my Liver ( Read more... )

in a dream i lost my teeth again
calling me woman and half man
yes in a dream all my teeth fell out
a cracked smile and a silent shout
a cracked smile and a silent shoutIt's weird to hear these lyrics. Though I guess these things are pretty common in dreams? Dreams of losing ones teeth, or wherein one screams but no sound comes out. I suppose I ( Read more... )

I stayed in bed all day (literally: ALL DAY) because I didn't have to work, and it's cold. I spent my time here sleeping and attempting to subtly hide my affections in away messages and Facebook statuses. Because I've reverted to high school tendencies.

I don't know how I'm going to fall asleep tonight.

A man died in Aisle 5 at Rite Aid today. I wasn't there when it happened. Now we're going to have haunted hair care. Ghosts in the Garnier. Oh, I am so insensitive. But seriously, he was 86. He had eye surgery yesterday. When I told this to a coworker, his only response was "Well, that was a waste of the insurance company's money." Insensitivity is ( Read more... )

I just got the new Liars' album! And so I'm rocking the fuck out in my kitchen, per usual, and fucking Maxwell/Bobby/Robert/John Fitzgerald/Ted keeps whining like I owe him something. I just let that bitch out ( Read more... )

Today was a good day. I think everything is going well for everyone. Awkward promotions, dissolution of toxic relationships... I think we're all going to be ok. The future is brighter than computer-screen white, and than the snow that'll finally come back tomorrow. I hate this muddy rainy nonsense. JANUARY! and then soon FEBRUARY! We're all going ( Read more... )

Things like getting drunk with my parents, or drinking less vitamin water and more juice, or energy drinks being on sale, or the temperature rising for a couple days, or teaching my parents texting lingo like 'stfu' and 'omg' and 'wtf,' or the sun barking all over everything, or Elvis Costello all make me happy. More than happy, I am fucking JOVIAL ( Read more... )

So I made meatloaf from scratch, off the top of my head. Well, not really. I perused a bunch of meatloaf recipes, figured out what their main components were and then conglomerated it with what I had on hand. What I had on hand was a pound of mixed ground turkey/beef, leftover from some patty melts Kristen and I made on Sunday. Rather, I made them ( Read more... )

Because I am drunk at 5:30pm, please allow me to music geek for a minute, even though I doubt any of you will know what I am talking about.

Dirty Projectors' Bitte Orca is the most aesthetically pleasing album I've ever ever ever heard. In interviews, the lead singer has admitted that he puts words together just because they sound good. IE ( Read more... )