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[greatwhitelibra]

You Know You're From Maryland When...

You know more than 10 people who own boats

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[shadowlie16]

yup that sounds right...my mom shops at hechts, my radio dial is stuck at 99.1 and Six Flags is still adventure world to me lol

[greatwhitelibra]

Whats sad is i DO know the differeance between Glen Burine ghetto and Catonsville ghetto...

[shadowlie16]

ur one up on me, i dont know the difference

[greatwhitelibra]

I used to live in Arbutus, which is like a stones throw away from Catonsville, and ive been to the Thunderdome enough times to see the crappy parts of Catonsville. My aunt lives in Glen Burine, so ive seen that on ocasion, and i can tell the difference.

[kerileihao]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Old Bay.
Oh, and when I read this I was like, "HAHAHA, 'YOU KNOW WHY REHOBETH IS CALLED 'LITTLE SAN FRANCISCO!''"
And Adam had no clue and asked, "...~why~ is it called 'Little San Francisco?'"
S: "Because."
A: "Yuppies?"
S: "No."
A: "Hippies?"
S: "No."
A: "Gays?"
S: "Yep!"
A: "Oh. Pffft. Out here, we have big San Francisco."

It's a magical place. You can be a yuppie AND a hippie at the same time. Which is a lot more scary than a bunch of gay people sitting around being VERY GAY.
I mean, I have gay friends, and it's all good, but for some reason when a bunch of gay people get around each other, a small majority has to be VERY GAY very loudly.
Which I discovered when my family accidentally took a vacation to Disney World during a national gay & lesbian convention. It was just fine, I mean, people are people.

...Except for the very hairy man who looked like a scrawny Hell's Angel in a lime green and black spandex jumpsuit.

[faeryqueenmab]

*laughs at the gay Disney story* that whole list is just damn funny.

[jesterofsanity]

it's funny because 'mattaponi' is actually spelled 'mattapeny'

stupid cockbites

p.s. DRUNK