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[gredn0tforge]

[Hullo, Template, meet Count George. Or... something. He is staring at his reflection whilst trying oh-so-hard not to laugh at the giant billowing black cape he's wearing.]

This is brilliant and all, but I'm not so sure this shade of black is really my colour.

[Garlic need not apply.]

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[born2slay]

[She's arching an eyebrow and trying not to laugh too.]

I don't know, they say capes do something for a man.

[gredn0tforge]

And what, pray tell, might that something be?

[born2slay]

[Snickers.] Well at least you still have a reflection. Means you're not slay-material, right? [she is oh so avoiding that question, yes?]

[gredn0tforge]

Slay material! [Deeply offended!] I should hope not, what with how I've come to enjoy being alive and un-slayable.

[piousmage]

[You get laughs.] You changed too!

[gredn0tforge]

Changed, did I? How d'you know I haven't always had it?

[piousmage]

You did? So you didn't change?

There's been so many people who have...

[gredn0tforge]

This whole time you've known me, and you never even noticed my cape. [Fake!woe.]

[gredn0tforge]

[roflsbkjh mun almost died.]

As opposed to big red?

[gredn0tforge]

[VERY GOOD. Y.]

Red's always a favourable shade of black.

[gredn0tforge]

[Hear that? His brain might have snapped a bit, even as he nearly tears a muscle trying not to laugh right away.]

Naturally. You can't have too dark a shade.

[gredn0tforge]

[Okay that failed. He just laughs now.] If everyone with a cape was a vampire, there must be a load of them running about. Nearly everyone, now that you've mentioned it.