Feeling a bit on the festive side today, are we? Either that, or you've all managed to aquire a pair of singing socks while I wasn't paying attention. [Have a George, totally not sniggering to himself as he says it.] 'Least this time everyone can hear it ( Read more... )

[Congrats, Template, you get the rare pleasure of seeing George sitting on the bench outside his shop with a ball he enchanted to curve back to him when it's hit, and a bat in hand- glowering at everyone/thing/it that passes by. So much for starting up a joke shop.]

Another - [BEATS THE BALL AWAY] - display of this city's fine work - [THWAP] - I ( Read more... )

Oy, Fred! Haven't seen mum round lately, have you? [Forced calm is a go.]

She's a bit shorter than me, red hair, somewhat attachable? How 'bout any of my dear siblings?

Can't say I'm much for the extended family- tenth cousins thrice removed and all. How many were there again? Nine? Fifteen? Four hundred?

Fred, the next time I start calling the neighbours family, be a good man and knock me out 'til it's good and done. [OH LOOK he still seems to find it hilarious.] Don't suppose it's time for a family reunion now ( Read more... )

[Screened from Fred]

I don't reckon any of you lot've dealt with memory charms before, have you?

[/Screened]

Fancy a game of Gobstones, Mio? Ashura? Or anyone, really, no need to be fussy. [George looks somewhat distracted GEE I WONDER WHY, but chances are you won't notice this, so. Yes.]Fred, if you're quite done forgetting things, do let me ( Read more... )

[If you look up, you may see one George mounted on a broom. Why, you ask? It is because he is working on the makeshift Quidditch pitch, and there is one tree that is being particularly stubborn about turning into a hoop. MEANING the leaves won't come off. So have... a hooped shaped tree.]

Adds to the scenery, I guess. [Waves his wand and adds a ( Read more... )

[George is kneeling under a counter in the Shop, fixing... something. When the song starts. Do you have any idea how painful it is to whack your head on the underside of a desk? D|]

Right, well, this is something new. Don't suppose anyone has a good way to turn off their head?

[OOC: I am pretty sure everyone and their mother knows the Harry ( Read more... )

If any of you should spot a pair of talking shoes, do try and let me know. Gives them less of a chance to multiply and what have you.

[THERE ARE TIMES WHEN YOU JUST DON'T ASK. His expression is in every way an indication that now is such a time. As he pretends to be searching intently along the ground.]Unless you'd rather we all be overrun by an ( Read more... )

I wonder, Fred, how does one behoove? Isn't like behave, is it?

Or perhaps a misspelling of beehive. Can never be too sure, what with the outrageous amount of b-lettered words.

[Have an exaggerated thoughtful pause.] Might've been telling us to be hooved, even- which sounds a tad complicated, us being people and all. [Why, doesn't SOMEONE look ( Read more... )

I do believe it's time I found a more accommodating dumpster. At least one that doesn't-- [Sounds of gunshots, something that sounds like 'Petrificus Totalus', and George carries on as though nothing happened.]

Right, where was I? Downright rude, these muggles, interrupting like that. [More static, something that sounds like he prodded his radio ( Read more... )