OOC - MEME MEME MEME

Sep 23, 2008 11:42

1) Guy
2) Van
3) Largo
4) Florian
5) Luke
6) Dist
7) Anise
8) Jade
9) Asch
10) Natalia
11) Nephry
12) Peony

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Dist/Nephry?

Yeah, and I find it kinda cute~ ♥

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
...Florian?

Maybe when he grows another foot and hits puberty. Right now, he's TEH ULTIMATE CUTE.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
XD Peony got Jade pregnant?

Why can I actually see that happening?! Peony would be obliterated with magic and/or with rappigs, and Jade would make a very disgruntled and creepy momma. Srsly.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Asch?

Yeah, he's quite popular. Especially when topping with Luke! ♥ ♥

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Van/Dist?

Er... Not unless it was either 1) they were both drugged and drunk, and 2) if Van decides to use sex as a punishment. With bondage. Lots of bondage.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Luke/Nephry or Luke/Natalia?

Definitely Luke/Natalia. I don't think he'd be hanging out with older women... And Jade would probably kill him. ^^;

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Anise walked in on Van/Peony sex?

Ooooooh. That's very... disturbing, and yet strangely desirable. She'd get her blackmail, for sure.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Largo/Natalia? OMG incest O_o

"A Father's Long Lost Love"?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Guy/Jade?

Er... Yeah, but it's quite rare. Usually Jade tops and he's not very nice about it. Which is just fine, really~

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Anise/Peony?

Oh, geez. Stop giving me such dirty images! "The Royal Pimp"? *is shot... repeatedly*

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Florian wants to deflower Guy?

Wha... *mind spazzes out* It's some kind of parallel universe, where Flo is evil (and not so fuzzy) and Guy is... still Guy? IDK.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Largo? Largo?! >_< That better be het.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nephry?

Um... I have no idea. She'd be a nice character to draw, though.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Van/Florian/Luke?

Oh, Van, you sexy pedophile. I suddenly have an urge to find crack like this. :D

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Natalia?

Uh...

"OH, ASCH- I MEAN, LUKE! ER, ASCH?!"

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Jade?

Is it just me, or does this meme like song-fics about the Colonel?

"Sexy Back", by Justin Timberlake~

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Guy/Dist/Peony? XD XD

WARNING: Two blondes try to molest a girly flower man with tacky fashion sense. Much squealing and bad royal jokes inside.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Natalia flirting with Van? O_o

"Would you rather be my big daddy instead?" *FAILS*

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Luke?

Like, YESTERDAY. He's the main character, so... Duh.

20. What is Six's super secret kink?
Dist?

He likes to be dominated by evil fonists and blonde warriors sneaky guys in glasses. Yep.

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Nephry/Asch?

XD Only if they were both drunk. And Asch was tied down to the bed or something... And if the Colonel was several miles away~

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Largo/Anise?

Anise is teh pimp. She rules all ya bitches! OwO

23. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

"Guy and Anise are in a happy relationship until Asch runs off with Florian. Guy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nephry and a brief unhappy affair with Peony, then follows the wise advice of Luke and finds true love with Largo."

*rofl* XD XD XD That sounds vaguely canon enough for this RP, or at least the part with Florian. He ended up with Largo. YA DON'T FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF A SNOBBY 7-YR-OLD, GUY. *rolls eyes**

24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Anise/Jade?

That's... Uh... I think it's kinda cute, except when the relationship gets sexual. That is a big no-no.

!ooc

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