Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped a card and when he bent under the table to pick it up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing any underwear ( Read more... )

I see you walkin' as you're walkin' by ( Read more... )

Okay, here we go ( Read more... )

I love when you offer someone a sip of soda and they lift up the lid slightly and drink out of the cup instead of through the straw. What, you don’t think germs can swim? Happened today at work, saw these two guys that wanted to see how our coke tasted ( Read more... )

I hate updating this, especially when all i'm going to do is complain. So be warned.First off, one of the little bastards woke me up at 2:00 to burn a fucking CD. Burn it you're self!I screamed at him to get the fuck out of my room, and what does he do ( Read more... )

1. Name ( Read more... )

I was reading a cook book today, and I was thinking, have you ever been reading and the directions are written something like this: “Add three (3) cups of sugar...” Are there people out there that don’t know what the word “three” means?

And the other interesting thing I was doing today was listening to some rap. How can rappers rap about how rich ( Read more... )

Again!? I think this is getting a bit unhealthy. Well, I have made changes here for the 6th time 30 seconds ago. Maybe I should go watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Yeah, I think I will do that. Does this show kick ass or what. [Notice that I had a period (.), not a question mark (?)].
-Zero

Maybe it's because i'm bored ( Read more... )