Considering that the Chipotle chain has been in the area for a few years now, you'd think people would've caught on about how to order food there. Not so; if anything, people have actally gotten dumber about their culinary choices. I suppose part of it is that Chipotle never has anything marked "NEW!" or "FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY" so people try to ( Read more... )

Have read ( Read more... )

Partly because greedy people piss me off and partly because it's fun, I've developed a couple ways of sticking it to the man ( Read more... )

I've positively had enough of school. My cortex is completely bloated with worthless knowledge. In the words of Bilbo Baggins "I need a holiday, a very long holiday." Unfortunately, unlike Bilbo, I do mean to come back. I kinda need that degree ( Read more... )

Since Messiah's literary community has not seen fit to publish my work in any official capacity (i.e. the Minnemingo Review) I have decided to prostitute my artistic soul to the judgment of the Internet heteroglossia. These are the poems I wrote this year. The first one has some cool formatting effects that won't work in plain text, so if anyone ( Read more... )

So I saw "A place to bury strangers" in Larsen today and I left the show with mixed feelings. I appreciated how they had "HOLY FUCK" emblazoned on their bass drum and to tell the truth I was getting a bit tired of the pretentious indie bands which keep coming every Wednesday night. There were a few things about the show that didn't sit too well ( Read more... )

Lo Hicimos! We did it ( Read more... )

Christos anesti ( Read more... )

...I was wrong.


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Today I used the very last bits of my last bar of soap. When it was too small to wash myself with anymore, I threw it into the drain and watched it melt.