Cell Phone

[greekreaper]

[Finally, a message that's in some goddamn Japanese]

Hii, this is Ryoji Mochizuki! I'm kinda busy right now, so leave a message after the beep. Umm...BEEEEEEP~!

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[poppiesfield]

[Whee insert vehement cursing in Greek here.]

I pressed the wrong button, I apologise.

[Siiiiiigh.]

I made sure good dreams will come your way. Sleep well.

[icyfeisty]

There's rustling after the high pitched beep, then a loud thud as if something large has just fallen over.

"...Thanatos? Thanatos, promise me you'll be careful. The landlord, that woman with the tattoos? She's been leaking insects into the ventilation system, aphids! I'm going to tape over my vents and stock up on more pestilence spray. You should do the same."

[greekreaper]

We're calling you back, since we heard a giant THUD in the back and...well, it's in lol japanese. So THAT'S what she would sound like...

"Mitsuru?"

[icyfeisty]

"Hello?" There's the sound of rushing water in the background and a troubled mewl. "I can't talk long, I have to get all these bugs off Chester."

[greekreaper]

"...Yeah, about that. Are you all right? What was that message you left all about?"

LOL JAPANESE. :(

[poppiesfield]

...Thanatos, have I left my suit in your coat again.

...

...

...Thanatos, why does my suit look like it has - what did Aphrodite call it - lipstick on it...?

[greekreaper]

"Hmm? Does it?"

What are you talking about? And what were you-

...

...>:D

[poppiesfield]

"Yes, it does, how do you get it off?"

Pause. Long pause of I-Am-Considering-Hitting-You-Again. "Stop making that face, I know you are making that face again."

[greekreaper]

"Um, I heard that club soda stuff works. But why do you...have..."

What face? We're not making that face. Really.

You're being silly.

1/2

[demifemme]

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...

*There is silence for a good 20 seconds before you hear someone take in a breath.*

Mattekudasai.

*The line cuts and the message ends.*

2/2

[demifemme]

*This time, a gentle, melodious woman's voice, speaking Ancient Greek, is on the phone.*

Thanatos, my friend, as instructed, I leave you a message. The Hitoshura would like to... what is it you want again?

My robe!

The Hitoshura would like to have a certain robe she lent you back. ... I believe that is all. Perhaps we could meet later, Her Generalness willing. How do I turn this off?

*There is a few more words in Japanese, then the line is cut again.*

[greekreaper]

OH THE ROBE. Whoops, sorry. Good thing you called us back.

But who was that who transferred the message? She sounded really familiar.

Calling back, though.

"Hello, Shura?"

[demifemme]

*Shura answers sleepily.* Mmello?

[poppiesfield]

"...Thanatos, why are humans so hard to understand...?"

Nope, he's not whining. No.

Well, maybe just a little bit.

Okay, fine, he's whining as much as a petulant twin brother can.

[greekreaper]

...:|

Calling back.

"What happened this time?"

Is this about Poppie Storm?

[poppiesfield]

What do you mean 'this time'? 8| orz this doesn't happen all the time...right?

Operation Poppy Storm was a failure, man. ;__;

"I..." Pause. Fidget fidget. "...is Yukari mad at me?"

[greekreaper]

...Sighs.

"No, not really, she just...misunderstood."

Then again, a lot of people would misunderstand you. :|