-- FFFT WHAT DOES HE SEE IN HER?

[green_and_warty]

MORE CRISIS CORE WTFERY, and now it's about Aerith.

Sorry, but:

SHE'S AFRAID OF THE FUCKING SKY?

You were right the first time, tessith.

Now, as much as I might wish to see the spunky, "tough" version of Aerith we see in FFVII, lines such as "You're so strong, Zack" blah blah blah "I feel safe with you" seriously said, wouldn't bother me so much,

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[leaute]

I mean, we're different in that I didn't exactly believe Aerith when she said she was over Zack. She was never forthcoming with personal information, and despite the fact that she said they weren't serious and she was over him, she still brings him up more than once. It's a fuzzy subject, and you could interpret it either way in game really. I'm just saying that people (like me) who think that there was more to Aerith/Zack then she let on did have reason to think the way they did. Now, all that BS about her never loving Cloud for Cloud or the idea that she can never love ANYONE BUT ZACK pisses me off, but that's another story

[green_and_warty]

Actually, I agree with your entire first paragraph. Entirely. My statement was too blanketing. I spoke only with regard for the fact that while she may not be 100% over him, she wasn't hung up to this personality sucking extent.

Your second paragraph states everything that I love about her character, as well, and I don't feel at all obliged to add anything to it. WHY ARE YOU ME?

And to your third. Exactly. They make her that dull archetype, with some differences - as lol she says things and does things that are weird, though you'd think she'd have figured shit out BEFORE a man fell through her roof.

THEY ARE THE JESUS COUPLE. lkmsaldsan I HATE IT. I really am not a fan of this, like you.

[laverinth]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT! *hides under a rug*

...lol Zack/Cissnei.

[green_and_warty]

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT.

... Lol |D

[pinkrum]

lKJSDSDFGASLFD

They should've just gone for total crack and used their pretty graphics to make Sephiroth drink milk and get an hilarious mustache and make Hojo create unicorns in his labs.

And there should've been a scene where Sephiroth and Zack were standing in front of Nibelheim talking, and Vincent pops out of the ground in the background and sinks his teeth into some guy's neck and then the sun comes out and he's like I'M MELTING and dives into the bushes.

[green_and_warty]

DMSAKJDNKFENDKSAJNKJFNMDAKLJSMDKLJSABFHSA

YES.

and, as tessith said, in the remake:

"And and and at least fifty people would have one wing. Like, Don Corneo would be the One-Winged Pimp, Mukki would be the One-Winged Bubby, and Mr. Dolphin would be... You get the point."

[sadpanda]

I know nothing of FFVII and after reading that I'm still righteously indignant.

FFF ABUSE OF RETCON :C

[green_and_warty]

Hoho, my mad ranting skillz! 8) She is so much a different person between the games, and that it would be all because of Zack blows my mind.

KILL IT WITH FIRE. Thank whatever god you follow that they haven't done this to FFVIII.

[sadpanda]

You see I would thank yonder undetermined god, but skdjalf FFVIII was just so bad on its own that I doubt crappy spinoffs could make it any worse. :C I mean, they've done it all already sjfkjalf.

[green_and_warty]

LOL I WAS THINKING THAT but I thought I'd be nicer than to just say it. 8))) IT'S SPINOFF OCCURRED MID-GAME that is skill.

[icemilk]

THERE'S A BOOGER IN MY NOSE, ZACK, CAN YOU GET IT OUT FOR ME??? I am too helpless to pick my nose.

ffff

I like it when she's abusing Cloud and making him flustered so much more than this shit. rofl. I hate Zack/Aerith.

[green_and_warty]

AND THEN SHE FELL IN LOVE. It isn't that bad but it's getting there. SHE VERY SERIOUSLY, and very dully might I add, tells him "You're so strong, Zack. You defeated those monsters. I feel so safe when I'm with you."

YOU GREW UP IN THE SLUMS, BITCH. "AH! LET'S RUN AWAY" whatever fine but KLMSALDJerneiufndas.

Me, too. asdklmsa what happened to "Oh no! Whatever shall I do? ... Isn't that what you want me to say?"

dajfniwwsalmdal aerith/cloud abuse > zack/aerith.

[roseisrain]

SHE SAYS THAT, FOR REAL? LINE FOR LINE?

WHAT THE FUCK.

I shipped Zack/Aeris hardcore but this is fucking stupid. I'll take my Crossdressing!Cloud/Aeris OTP and be goddamn happy, thank you.

[green_and_warty]

Line for line, word for word.

OH GOOD, SO IT'S NOT ONLY ME WHO IS CONFUSED? There's such a thing as growth, and then there's such a thing as WTF. How she was bolder as a seven year old than as a sixteen year old, IDK.

Hellllzyes. Aerith/Cloud/Tifa ftw.