05; homework

[green_arachnid]

Mister Morty's class assignment is a lot harder than I thought...

Comments

[snowypoison]

You don't have to bring a demon? Just anything you think is a demon?

[snowypoison]

I though we were suppose to bring an actual demon, so I went looking for one in the forest because the myths teacher said no summoning. [How do you even know summoning and the occult, Thad?]

[green_arachnid]

Demons would be something people are scared of, right?

[snowypoison]

Okay, but I didn't found one when I was looking a few days ago. I only found nosy people.

Maybe they only come out on special days, like Saturday?

[hawkhearsyou]

...Birds are not demons.

[green_arachnid]

O-oh, I'm sorry!

[hawkhearsyou]

Regardless, that does not qualify them as demons. You see, Spinny, there's a food chain, and you're on the bottom, and I'm on the top. Capiche? It is a fact of life that insects are food for many species. Not just birds.

[green_arachnid]

Hm, maybe I got my notes wrong of what a demon is...

[infractus_avis]

Child, what frightens you so about birds?

[green_arachnid]

I'm actually a spider... Some birds think we're something they can eat and try to peck at us.

[infractus_avis]

Oh, poor thing... Yes, it is a shame that many birds find that insects must be a necessary part of their diet. I'm sorry for the fright we cause.

[green_arachnid]

They're not as scary when I'm in the human form I transform into with my bracelet, but they still make me jump when they fly off all of the sudden.

[monotreme_101]

Well, he's not a demon? But if you were just going to take a scary looking bird, you could borrow Harley.

[green_arachnid]

[thisisavolcano]

How about we go on a demon hunt together?!

It could be fun!

[green_arachnid]

Oh, you would?? It would be so much more fun and not as scary!