Found a new use for the boyfriend
I was beyond lazy. I didn't want to budge a single inch from the couch. But I really, REALLY needed to pee.
You see, I was too lazy to even get up and go to the bathroom.
So I explained the situation to the boyfriend. After much groaning in disbelief, boyfriend picked me up and carried me to the bathroom. He then waited out the door until I finished my business. When I was done, I walked out and he picked me up, proceeding to carry me back to the couch.
I ended up moving a total of two steps.
Good job, me.
You see, I was too lazy to even get up and go to the bathroom.
So I explained the situation to the boyfriend. After much groaning in disbelief, boyfriend picked me up and carried me to the bathroom. He then waited out the door until I finished my business. When I was done, I walked out and he picked me up, proceeding to carry me back to the couch.
I ended up moving a total of two steps.
Good job, me.