EDIT: Sorry I forgot to put these behind a cut.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO73-WlOHhM(Sorry embedding wasn't allowed on this one... but it's one of my favorites)
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(Wait... did she just say SNORTING HEROIN? Wouldn't you die like the girl on Pulp Fiction?)
These next two are lame...
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(Hint: If your dog is TALKING to you... chances are that you are ALL READY on drugs and don't even realize it. Get some help... quit the addiction... and the dog will stop talking. I promise.)
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Now for the parodies... these will make the true ridiculousness come to light.
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In light of all this...
Sadly...
Pee-Wee and the Ninja Turtles are the most convincing. Guess what? The late 80's and early 90's worked.