I don't know how to describe myself today, and by today I suppose I'm referring to lately, in general. I wish I could put it into words, but I can't. I've had so much shit go down in the past week that I just don't know what the fuck is going on. I don't like how I've been, like, half way conscious lately and how I can't seem to comprehend anything ( Read more... )

Hahaha!!! I highly doubt that Audra needs to make any "enhancements" to make more money at a topless joint...lol!

gReen marbLes03 (12:51:37 AM): ...yeh, i'm a terrible person...i told my bro that i was going to call in with, "Yeh, I can't come in cause my aids are flaring up ( Read more... )

The second one is soo much more accurate, but the first one has TWO! Elton John songs...hmm...:D Ok...sleep now.

Good thing the bed comes fully equipped with handcuffs...twitching on that bed would send 15 guys flying! I want a copy of that video!

"In a world of rainbows and pots o'gold, her hair is the one thing that can't be touched on a plateau of it's own, and the person that this hair belongs to is even more unattainable than the hair, something beautiful only to be admireable."

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I found this while rummaging through some floppy disks. It's pretty funny. This paper got a B-, I believe. I didn't research anything, and come to think of it, I think NBC had those commercials, not CBS...hahaha. I hated this professor and at the time everybody was pissing me off. I was trying to test my boundaries and I guess he made an exception ( Read more... )

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Why do they gotta front ( Read more... )