7 shots will fuck you up. But 9 will make you piss the bed.

[green_stuff_420]

Last night I was taking shots and I took 7 and I was way fucked up but I decided to take 2 more just because... I was in the shower and I fell and I couldn't get back up. When I came in my room i sat down and talked to people online, all i remember is that I talked to Zack and he kept askin why I was typing shitty. I fell off the chair and started

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[chappedxlips]

The alcohol is telling you to save it for when we can get drunk together so stop drinking it by yourself!!!
God that seriously made my shitty day so much better. Thank you...for uhh pissing the bed and making me laugh? haha. wowww.

From one alcoholic to another

[green_stuff_420]

It was A LOT of piss. man oh man. haha and a lot of spagettios on the floor. Hahahaha my dad saw the puke and he got mad because I puked on the floor and I was like IM SORRY I GOT SICK. DON'T YELL AT ME. and hes like well you could have atleast made it to the hallway. and I'm thinking in my bed uhh no I could barely drawl to the hallway. Wow, I've never been so drunk. I seriously thought that I was gonna die. I couldn't barely see at all and wow. haha yeah.

♥http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=884 The most hillarious thing ever!

:D

[green_stuff_420]

Are you being sarcastic? haha I can't tell. But if you weren't... I didn't have fun!:D