NOTES ON LOST
1. WHAT THE FUCK, LOST
2. richard's arms get nicer every episode
3. benry, you need to be slapped by widmore or something. ilu but you need to be hit
4. why is jacob so attractive
5. richard and jacob were totally doing it.
6. they need to show richard and jacob totally doing it
7. but then benry would feel unspecial AGAIN
8. okay i do feel bad for benry. and yes, am going to spend hours rewatching and analyzing him
9. in the next 8 months, the internet is going to be devoted to figuring out WHOSE EYE THAT WAS
10. yeah, that was SO TOTALLY NOT LOCKE. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT. thus, commence the hours spent rewatching this entire season
11. JULIET. MY LOVE. WHY.
12. can we please have some jears?
13. if chang dies, miles will be sad and i will cry
14. ilu hurley
15. phil is so fucking annoying and so goddamn ugly. im so happy he's dead. though there should be a monument to just how ugly his face was
16. RA RA ANUBIS FERTILITY GOD RA RA RA ANUBIS ANUBIS RA
17. LOLVINCENT
18. seriously, jacob. he's such a nice guy. who knows everything and is everywhere. WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, MAN and srsly why do i find you so attractive
19. i want miles and hurley in old school mobster clothes. miles can perform the hits, hurley will drive the getaway car.
20. why is sayid taking so long to die. no offense, but i mean daniel was like HEY IM SHOT OH WAIT IM DEAD but sayid is like NO, COMRADE-YOU CANNOT SAVE ME. IT IS MY TIME. BUT NOT FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR OR SO.
21. sawyer angry sobcrying. my soul, she is moved
22. AW ROSE AND BERNARD
23. kate, words do not describe how much and how long i've been wanting you to shut the fuck up and DIE
24.JACKHASABOMBJACKHASABOMBJACKHASABOMBJACKHASABOMB and he still fucked it up. physics wept.
25. yes i was expecting jacob to be dressed in an egyptian skirt and headress, with charlie, claire, shannon, boone and everyone else who isn't on lost right now sitting at his feet in various egyptian slave attire. yes i still think this should happen.
26. miles is getting grey hair. this may be significant.
27. okay honestly, i just want an entire episode of richard's arms and him holding that silly blue cup. jacob can be there too. i suppose benry can be a slave boy so he feels useful. no lockes allowed..
28. richard you should've run in and stopped benry from shanking jacob. or you should've gone in with him in the first place. gawd people.