Best pickup line I've ever heard, as agreed by Chris Pauley:

"You remind me of Fiona Apple with your long hair like that, but maybe it's also that you look so miserable."

Bam. Buy me a drink, sailor.

I'm not very good at keeping resolutions, am I? That one was kind of stupid anyway I guess. I couldn't even keep my other resolution to only listen to songs that mention or are named Karen. Although, "Karen" by The National is pretty awesome ( Read more... )

Decode this sentence:

I'm wrong about everything.

One of the few things it's impossible to fake is a clean shirt.

This is me and this is Joe, and this was us ( Read more... )

Even though there really isn't any reason to feel this way I don't know which one sucks worse:

Knowing he fell out of love with me, or knowing I let him down.

RIP my brain. NOLA finally got the best of it.

let's get outta here

My godfather just died.

The past few months I have not been taking care of myself. This past week I haven't really put anything into the tank except for alcohol, MDMA, marijuana and adderall. I guess you could also count tonic water and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. It's about time I build a support system for myself or something and get it together, but let's just ( Read more... )