Borat at Regal Fenway Cinemas...v 2.0

[greendoorknob]

[Before continuing, I cannot stress how much the following is no big deal and everything is fine]

-Two firetrucks
-Two policemen on motorcycles
-One additional cop car
and an ambulance

were what showed up today when the 57 bus I was riding behind hit its brakes unexpectedly and the back of it got REALLY big and REALLY close, REALLY fast, and I made like

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[haute_mess]

it's a testament to my own relief, our shared TOtal innapropriateness at certain..times/situations (enter t-shives, stage right) and my ENMOROUS love for you that i burst into some audible "bahaha"s at the wording of "got real intimate with the tail light." but holyBALLS more importantly HOOOOMG, im so so incredibly, deeply relieved that you are relatively unscathed. just we like we RAN from a TRAIN, your BIKE hit a BUS. and you are ok. and jaysus this post put me through the ringer.

here's to Survivin Scary-Ass Coulda Been Death Shit in 08? eh?

to reiterate,

IM SO HAPPY YOU'RE OK.
SO. MUCH. LOVE.

AND CAPITAL LETTERS.