What do you even call that? A visual tea-bagging? No....

[greendoorknob]

"If that wasn’t enough, Bruce then ran to a camera on the side of the stage, hoping to slide toward it on his knees. He misjudged the slipperiness of his leather pants and rammed his crotch into the unsuspecting lens. He quickly got up on his feet and giggled about his suggestive display of pelvic muscle, and then danced away, leaving us mesmerized

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[manimalogy]

You just quoted the Freep. But, have you seen bosscocked?

[greendoorknob]

my corneas just got scratched by the studs on his jeans.

and, goddamnit, i avoided citation for a reason.