Character Name: "Aisha" Kannu Unchou
Series:
Koihime Musou (it's a short blurb but it's there? >.>)
Point in canon: Post Episode 9: "Enshou Digs Up A Treasure" so it DID get uber srs in the last three eps. :|
Character Background: Take the Three Kingdoms tale. Subtract the majority of the Y chromosomes. And the political back-biting. And any battle reenactments. And add a healthy dose of sexual suggestion, silliness, and just a liiiiiittle bit of drama, and you have Koihime Musou, the adventures of those age-old china men...if they were women. And hot.
Kannu Unchou is, for those running the home version and if you are, SHARE *_*, Guan Yu, famed God of War from the Shu Han empire. Only here, she's a journeying martial artist out to seek peace in the land, an to rid it of bandits and strife. She's been doing so since she was a young girl, when her village was attacked and destroyed, and Tomokazu Seki her brother was murdered right in front of her.
On this journey she befriends a myriad of smoking hot courageous and colorful individuals, all some avatar of the characters within that famous book. Most prominent is her sworn little sister, Chouhi (Zhang Fei), and their friend/travel companion, Koumei (Zhuge Liang), as well as their errant companion, part-time stalker, and part-time weird lady, Cho'un (Zhao Yun).
Kannu is the mother figure of the group (despite to her frequent protesting), holding them together into a coherent traveling unit/family. She is one that cares deeply for her friends and dear new loud little sister, and will go beyond the bend and then some for their sakes. But let not the usually-cool demeanor, fearsome battler persona, and tactical mind fool you--Kannu's notorious for letting her heart get the better of her head, being overly passionate about a just cause. She's also easily flustered in topics of sex, is forever arguing with Chouhi/Rinrin, and can usually be talked into the silliest/most embarrassing activities, consent or no.
Sexual Orientation: Bi-curious. While it's evident (based on a pr0n game after all) that Aisha likes guys, she's also reacted just as openly to girls, whether she wanted it or not. No,
really.
Sample Post: One of the most graceful and dexterous martial artists the world had ever known fell on her butt out of her bed with a loud squawk. The reason being was simple--some things you did not try to fight in your sleep. This thing happened to have taken the shape of a woman the warrior had had several encounters with of varying favors, and one encounter of a very intimate, unwanted nature.
One can guess which encounter her subconscious decided to plague her with. Dazed, confused, and still expecting to be fondled, Aisha regarded her surroundings with growing dread and a deep, unsettling sense of familiarity. After all, she'd been waking up in the same room most of the recent time in her life. Briefly, she'd dismally considered trading her dream of molestation for this broad reality. At least it was only one mortification to deal with, that way.
Still, the black-haired warrior was...off. She felt off. Then she realized it--her pajamas. The cute, soft, and surprisingly daring nightgown she had purchased had been exchanged for a paper gown. Further, the room was...emptier than she recalled. The logical conclusion was, of course, the meddlers responsible for her imprisonment.
"Haven't you done enough!? My things--that was an expensive garment!" And the most tasteful thing in her store, she didn't add. And, by some miracle, she also received an answer. Like magic, the voice in her head that annoyed her and dozens of other city-trapped spoke up. And with every word, the girl's dread increased. Why would they bother to give her that blasted welcome speech again? She'd been there. She knew how depraved the circumstances were. And she still rose above the indignity of it, somehow. So what warranted the sudden assault on her pride?
"You think this is funny? I want my things returned to me immediately!" Whether her words fell on deaf ears or no, her dread was not alleviated. In fact, she checked the eerie
glowing laptop on a hunch. Practice taught her where to go, what keys to input, and what issued password to use to access the one thing that meant life or death to her at the moment: her back account.
Current holdings: µ75
The scream of rage that lit the lower halls easily drowned out the background noise of pipes and less savory sounds. Now, more than before, Aisha wished dearly that the perverted dream had been her reality over this new obstacle. Or that someone would wake her up from the frustration and humiliation.