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Your mom jokes with Albert are my absolute favorite thing right now:
Albert: not as bad as ur mom
Albert: she just left
Me: I know, I said bye to her then went back to what I was doing before
Me: ...your mom that is
Albert: If you notice anymore pictures that usual on the wall it's cos your mom put holes in the wall with her head and is trying to cover them up.
Me: Yeah well I put my head in your mom's hole.
Oh god, I'm bad.
DJCAKS CDSJLSADMDS DCJAKSJDK!!!!
This just in!
Me: How are you?
F: Horrible
Me: Why?!
F: I wanna look at porn but no one will leave me alone.
Me: hahhahahaha
Me: Oh god, that is too funny. I thought it was going to be something liek "my dog got hit by a car"
Albert: not as bad as ur mom
Albert: she just left
Me: I know, I said bye to her then went back to what I was doing before
Me: ...your mom that is
Albert: If you notice anymore pictures that usual on the wall it's cos your mom put holes in the wall with her head and is trying to cover them up.
Me: Yeah well I put my head in your mom's hole.
Oh god, I'm bad.
DJCAKS CDSJLSADMDS DCJAKSJDK!!!!
This just in!
Me: How are you?
F: Horrible
Me: Why?!
F: I wanna look at porn but no one will leave me alone.
Me: hahhahahaha
Me: Oh god, that is too funny. I thought it was going to be something liek "my dog got hit by a car"