Anyone who thinks Dinosaurs were around 4,000 years ago should not be allowed to drive, own a gun, vote, or own property. In fact, I think they should become wards of the state and eventually--quietly--euthanized.
But that could just be because I'm a raging bitch and a potential paleontologist rolled into one convenient package.
I read about that interview this morning. I wish more people would, in this instance at least, listen to Matt Damon.
But Padon don't you know that Dinosaurs are really just lizards that haven't stopped growing? Just like Methuselah lived to be 900 years old, if a lizard lived to be that old then they would be as big as T-Rex!
(yes this is actually something that someone told me as to why Dinosaurs didn't exist)
*Twitch* I'm not going to even waste my time shredding that weak theory to the ground. I'm just going to point at the TV and say: "Fucking flying space pig!"
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But that could just be because I'm a raging bitch and a potential paleontologist rolled into one convenient package.
I read about that interview this morning. I wish more people would, in this instance at least, listen to Matt Damon.
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(yes this is actually something that someone told me as to why Dinosaurs didn't exist)
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