Once upon a time a boi named Tyler Kaden Duval said, "I love my BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN WOMAN" (with a thick, poorly imitated spanish accent).

the end... another beginning later (it'll have an end, too!)

I AM 55% ASSHOLE/BITCH!
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Heather and I just got back from Rangeley yesterday morning. We had a fantastic weekend- I met Victoria's family- the Rowe's... they're great people. One of her brothers is a total liberace, his boyfriend, Malcom a total rainbow boy poster child. Another one of her brothers is like a grown up Josh Mercer and has a name that rhymes perfectly with ( Read more... )

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My results:

http://transsexual.org/cgi-bin/cgitest.exe

Jason called me from Iraq today... he shocked the hell out of me! He said he wanted to wish me a happy birthday and stuff (It's tomorrow). I talked to him for about a half hour. He left in January, and this is the first time I've been able to talk to him since, it made my day. He said, "This is Jason" I choked on myself and was unable to breathe or ( Read more... )

My grandma: (Talking about me)Is she okay ( Read more... )

10 days till my bday...... 10 days until i have to quit.

fuck.

So there is this knock on our door this morning. Naturally, I answered it being that Heather was sleeping. I opem the door to see officer Tom Gould standing there in all his largeness. He said "There was a complaint about a chicken hanging from his neck being drawn on the side of the church ( Read more... )

18 days until I have to quit smoking... that's the deal. fuck ( Read more... )