Fic: You're Such a Square

[greenglowsgold]

Title: You're Such a Square
Fandom: Glee
Characters (Pairings): Kurt, Brittany, Santana, Puck; (Puck/Kurt/Santana/Brittany- Not an actual foursome, just a lot of combinations, past and present.)
Genre: ...Humor? But I'm terrible at humor so let's just call this Ridiculousness and be done with it. And also Future!Fic.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual

Comments

[sosaith]

Yeah, that totally could have ended with porn. My imagination will just have to do the work. It's a really cute story, and I always love references to Kurt/Brittany.

[greenglowsgold]

Sorry about that! Hopefully your imagination did a good job of filling in. :D

[loredi]

Hahah awww, I loved it, it was funny and sensual and I loved Brittany's ideas of a square :)

[greenglowsgold]

Thanks! That's the shape of how it appeared when it popped into my head, so I gave it to Brittany.

[wearemagnetised]

This was so great. It's so in character that Brittany and Puck would find it hot and that Kurt would be competitive enough to kiss the hell out of Santana.

[greenglowsgold]

The kiss went through a couple of incarnations before I realized they would basically just go for it. In the weeks to follow they occasionally have arguments over which of them 'won.' (Which Kurt usually wins because the conversations lead Brittany to distract Santana so he gets the last word.)

[wearemagnetised]

Yeah, Kurt's too much of a badass to back down from a challenge.
Haha that sounds completely plausible and imagining it makes me laugh. I wouldn't be surprised if Puck and/or Brittany suggest they do it again to settle who's better.

[greenglowsgold]

Yes that is definitely within the realm of possibility!
I'm really glad you liked it, anyway! Mostly it was a convenient stress-relief piece while I avoided working on my Big Bang.

[shamelessbrie]

great job!! I loved every line! Puck getting a hard on while watching was probably the best thing ever! Kurt's "Oh god. You're kidding me right?" made me LOL.

Is there more to this 'verse? Cause...you know... that might be cool and stuff... *toes the ground bashfully*

[greenglowsgold]

Glad you enjoyed! :D

I can't really imagine there will be more, unfortunately, both because the natural conclusion really is more smutty than I am comfortable writing and because the whole thing was just a silly little idea that I managed to stretch into a couple thousand words. Sorry!