MACWORLD 2009 KEYNOTE FEED HACKED!! (transcript)
Okay folks. The following is a transcript from the macrumors.com live feed on the web this morning. The got their shit hacked hard & I rather love it. The transcript is laced with juvenile gay-bashing, but apart from that, I find the whole thing hilarious.
8:41 am Waiting in keynote line...
8:53 am We're live in the big room!
8:56 am Music playing, people milling around getting their pre-keynote photos.
8:59 am Welcome to Macworld! Please silence your cell phones.
9:01 am More music...Coldplay.
9:03 am Lights going down.
9:03 am Phil Schiller on stage,
9:04 am Good morning! I'm so excited to be delivering the keynote.
9:04 am It's such an exciting time at Apple. You can feel it in so many ways, but especially the stores.
9:05 am Here's our Beijing store. Our Munich store. Our Sydney store.
9:05 am What other company can do something like this?
9:06 am Apple Stores: 3.4 million visitors per week. That's 100 Macworlds per week.
9:06 am People come because they want to try things out...iPhones, iPods, Macs.
9:06 am Today, we are focusing on the Mac.
9:07 am Last fiscal year...biggest in history. 9.7 million Macs. Growing twice as fast as the rest of the industry.
9:07 am It's because of our product line. Hardware, software, etc.
9:07 am I assume you want to hear about new things. I have three of them for you.
9:07 am First, iLife '09.
9:08 am All of the apps are so useful and fun. Nothing like it on any other computer platform.
9:08 am What's new? New iPhoto.
9:09 am Last year, we introduced Events. Can browse by events...very useful and popular.
9:09 am This year, we add a new organization system: Faces.
9:09 am Organize by people. Get a corkboard with people's snapshots.
9:10 am Uses face detection to assist in tagging.
9:11 am iPhoto finds the face, and you tell him it who it is. It will then find other photos that it thinks is the same person.
9:11 am Face detection isn't perfect, but this is incredibly good.
9:11 am Third way to organize: Places.
9:12 am Click on "Places" in iPhoto to see a map with pins for your photo locations.. Uses GPS geotagging.
9:13 am More and more cameras (including the iPhone) have built-in GPS. Automatically adds a location to your photos.
9:13 am Gives latitude and longitude. iPhoto converts that into a plain English location.
9:14 am What about photos that aren't geotagged? That's easy...you can enter an event location for photos.
9:14 am Tell it "Yosemite" and iPhoto adds a geotag to your entire set from there.
9:15 am Based on Google Maps...can zoom in, satellite, street maps. Find a pin, and it'll take you to your photos from there.
9:15 am We've also added support for Facebook and Flickr to iPhoto.
9:16 am Facebook users can add names to people in your pics...that info gets transmitted back to your iPhoto.
9:17 am iPhoto slideshow themes.
9:18 am Showing a ballet class demo. Picking themes for slide shows. Uses face detection to automatically zoom in and center photos.
9:19 am Slideshows can be saved to iTunes and synced to iPhone and iPod touch.
9:20 am Printing photos and books. Updated with more themes and better printing. Showing demo of "travel book" theme.
9:20 am Automatically inserts maps with pins to show where your photos were taken. Can also print on the hardcover of the new books.
9:20 am Here's an iPhoto '09 demo...
9:21 am Demoing Faces. Passing a mouse over a person's corkboard entry shows the different faces associated with that person.
9:22 am Showing how to add a new name to a photo. Advances to next photo, and iPhoto asks if this is the same person. Confirm yes or no.
9:23 am iPhoto now showing tons of photos in thinks have the same person. Automatically zooms in using face detection
9:24 am Can also group people in sidebar...smart albums. Showing "Our Family"...automatically contains and updates all members of the family.
9:24 am Now demoing Places.
9:24 am STEVE JOBS IS DEAD :
9:25 am Hovering over a pin at Aspen. Click an arrow and go straight to all Aspen photos, even across multiple events.
9:26 am Showing a "pumpkin patch" event with no geotag. Starts typing name, and iPhoto assists using its database of locations.
9:27 am Retraction on Steve Jobs comment...we don't know how that got in our feed.
9:27 am Steve did not die.
9:28 am That's iPhoto '09.
9:28 am iMovie '09
9:29 am SEX ME
9:30 am What's in iMovie '09?
9:30 am HTTP://M.ATTHEW.NET
9:30 am Precision editor, advanced drag & drop, maps (2D and 3D) in your movies.
9:30 am Oh, wait, sorry, Steve did die. Our condolences.
9:31 am 4CHAN.ORG /G/URUS FOR THE FUCKING WIN
9:31 am Very hard to show this stuff in a slide, so here's a demo. Randy Ubillos - chief architect of video applications.
9:31 am Randy: Let's see some editing.
Sponsor
4CHAN.ORG /G/URUS FOR THE FUCKING WIN
9:31 am Next up, announcement of a new MacBook mini.
9:32 am Steve Jobs is GAY HOLY SHIT COCKS.
9:32 am Everyone you love is dead.
9:32 am Drag and drop video clips into your projects wherever you want.
9:32 am Steve is gay.
9:32 am asdasd
9:32 am OMG HACKED
9:32 am Can drop audio from one clip over other footage.
9:32 am 2pac is stil alive
9:33 am oh man... this grey shit is not my friend..
Sponsor
Steve works now for Microsoft!
9:33 am fff
9:33 am A gay orgy starts. Too bad Jobs is already dead.
9:33 am fail
9:33 am Steve Jobs is GAY HOLY SHIT COCKS.
9:33 am www.apple4free.co.uk for FREE iPods!
9:34 am steve is looking mighty feminine
Sponsor
MY NAME IS CRAIG GILMORE. I LIKE LINUX.
9:34 am Macfags can't do security :(
9:34 am http://m.atthew.net
9:34 am how is they so stupid
News So Far
lol
wtf
4CHAN.ORG /G/URUS FOR THE FUCKING WIN
9:34 am we are from ebaumsworld. we are hackers on steroids.
9:34 am we are from ebaumsworld. we are hackers on steroids.
9:36 am O kurwa...
9:36 am mamo, to ja, czy mnie widzisz? pozdrawiam!
9:36 am Hyhy
9:36 am fdfsddsdfdf
9:36 am joona multifail ::smoke
9:36 am I am totally gay
Sponsor
dsdfsfddsdsd
Sponsor
Lol... epic fail
Sponsor
Lol... epic fail
9:36 am I am totally gay
9:36 am uFail
9:36 am o hai guise
Sponsor
Lol... epic fail
9:36 am desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
9:36 am Pozdro dla blip.pl! :D
9:36 am I'm Not Good With Computer. How did this get here?
9:36 am o hai
9:36 am uFail
9:36 am o hai guise
9:36 am MAIL FTW
9:36 am I LIKE CREAMY PIE LOL AND KIWIFRUIT WOOOOOP :D
9:37 am hej hi hello
Sponsor
The largest site dedicated to iPhone and iPod touch gaming news and reviews. Keep up with the latest and greatest games - TouchArcade.com
9:37 am Patrick001 for the winz
9:37 am GO GO GO!
9:37 am Iz me your emperor
9:37 am Can I have a free laptop plz?
9:55 am jewish bear 2k9 (sup macfags)
This is about when macrumors.com was taken offline entirely.
8:41 am Waiting in keynote line...
8:53 am We're live in the big room!
8:56 am Music playing, people milling around getting their pre-keynote photos.
8:59 am Welcome to Macworld! Please silence your cell phones.
9:01 am More music...Coldplay.
9:03 am Lights going down.
9:03 am Phil Schiller on stage,
9:04 am Good morning! I'm so excited to be delivering the keynote.
9:04 am It's such an exciting time at Apple. You can feel it in so many ways, but especially the stores.
9:05 am Here's our Beijing store. Our Munich store. Our Sydney store.
9:05 am What other company can do something like this?
9:06 am Apple Stores: 3.4 million visitors per week. That's 100 Macworlds per week.
9:06 am People come because they want to try things out...iPhones, iPods, Macs.
9:06 am Today, we are focusing on the Mac.
9:07 am Last fiscal year...biggest in history. 9.7 million Macs. Growing twice as fast as the rest of the industry.
9:07 am It's because of our product line. Hardware, software, etc.
9:07 am I assume you want to hear about new things. I have three of them for you.
9:07 am First, iLife '09.
9:08 am All of the apps are so useful and fun. Nothing like it on any other computer platform.
9:08 am What's new? New iPhoto.
9:09 am Last year, we introduced Events. Can browse by events...very useful and popular.
9:09 am This year, we add a new organization system: Faces.
9:09 am Organize by people. Get a corkboard with people's snapshots.
9:10 am Uses face detection to assist in tagging.
9:11 am iPhoto finds the face, and you tell him it who it is. It will then find other photos that it thinks is the same person.
9:11 am Face detection isn't perfect, but this is incredibly good.
9:11 am Third way to organize: Places.
9:12 am Click on "Places" in iPhoto to see a map with pins for your photo locations.. Uses GPS geotagging.
9:13 am More and more cameras (including the iPhone) have built-in GPS. Automatically adds a location to your photos.
9:13 am Gives latitude and longitude. iPhoto converts that into a plain English location.
9:14 am What about photos that aren't geotagged? That's easy...you can enter an event location for photos.
9:14 am Tell it "Yosemite" and iPhoto adds a geotag to your entire set from there.
9:15 am Based on Google Maps...can zoom in, satellite, street maps. Find a pin, and it'll take you to your photos from there.
9:15 am We've also added support for Facebook and Flickr to iPhoto.
9:16 am Facebook users can add names to people in your pics...that info gets transmitted back to your iPhoto.
9:17 am iPhoto slideshow themes.
9:18 am Showing a ballet class demo. Picking themes for slide shows. Uses face detection to automatically zoom in and center photos.
9:19 am Slideshows can be saved to iTunes and synced to iPhone and iPod touch.
9:20 am Printing photos and books. Updated with more themes and better printing. Showing demo of "travel book" theme.
9:20 am Automatically inserts maps with pins to show where your photos were taken. Can also print on the hardcover of the new books.
9:20 am Here's an iPhoto '09 demo...
9:21 am Demoing Faces. Passing a mouse over a person's corkboard entry shows the different faces associated with that person.
9:22 am Showing how to add a new name to a photo. Advances to next photo, and iPhoto asks if this is the same person. Confirm yes or no.
9:23 am iPhoto now showing tons of photos in thinks have the same person. Automatically zooms in using face detection
9:24 am Can also group people in sidebar...smart albums. Showing "Our Family"...automatically contains and updates all members of the family.
9:24 am Now demoing Places.
9:24 am STEVE JOBS IS DEAD :
9:25 am Hovering over a pin at Aspen. Click an arrow and go straight to all Aspen photos, even across multiple events.
9:26 am Showing a "pumpkin patch" event with no geotag. Starts typing name, and iPhoto assists using its database of locations.
9:27 am Retraction on Steve Jobs comment...we don't know how that got in our feed.
9:27 am Steve did not die.
9:28 am That's iPhoto '09.
9:28 am iMovie '09
9:29 am SEX ME
9:30 am What's in iMovie '09?
9:30 am HTTP://M.ATTHEW.NET
9:30 am Precision editor, advanced drag & drop, maps (2D and 3D) in your movies.
9:30 am Oh, wait, sorry, Steve did die. Our condolences.
9:31 am 4CHAN.ORG /G/URUS FOR THE FUCKING WIN
9:31 am Very hard to show this stuff in a slide, so here's a demo. Randy Ubillos - chief architect of video applications.
9:31 am Randy: Let's see some editing.
Sponsor
4CHAN.ORG /G/URUS FOR THE FUCKING WIN
9:31 am Next up, announcement of a new MacBook mini.
9:32 am Steve Jobs is GAY HOLY SHIT COCKS.
9:32 am Everyone you love is dead.
9:32 am Drag and drop video clips into your projects wherever you want.
9:32 am Steve is gay.
9:32 am asdasd
9:32 am OMG HACKED
9:32 am Can drop audio from one clip over other footage.
9:32 am 2pac is stil alive
9:33 am oh man... this grey shit is not my friend..
Sponsor
Steve works now for Microsoft!
9:33 am fff
9:33 am A gay orgy starts. Too bad Jobs is already dead.
9:33 am fail
9:33 am Steve Jobs is GAY HOLY SHIT COCKS.
9:33 am www.apple4free.co.uk for FREE iPods!
9:34 am steve is looking mighty feminine
Sponsor
MY NAME IS CRAIG GILMORE. I LIKE LINUX.
9:34 am Macfags can't do security :(
9:34 am http://m.atthew.net
9:34 am how is they so stupid
News So Far
lol
wtf
4CHAN.ORG /G/URUS FOR THE FUCKING WIN
9:34 am we are from ebaumsworld. we are hackers on steroids.
9:34 am we are from ebaumsworld. we are hackers on steroids.
9:36 am O kurwa...
9:36 am mamo, to ja, czy mnie widzisz? pozdrawiam!
9:36 am Hyhy
9:36 am fdfsddsdfdf
9:36 am joona multifail ::smoke
9:36 am I am totally gay
Sponsor
dsdfsfddsdsd
Sponsor
Lol... epic fail
Sponsor
Lol... epic fail
9:36 am I am totally gay
9:36 am uFail
9:36 am o hai guise
Sponsor
Lol... epic fail
9:36 am desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
9:36 am Pozdro dla blip.pl! :D
9:36 am I'm Not Good With Computer. How did this get here?
9:36 am o hai
9:36 am uFail
9:36 am o hai guise
9:36 am MAIL FTW
9:36 am I LIKE CREAMY PIE LOL AND KIWIFRUIT WOOOOOP :D
9:37 am hej hi hello
Sponsor
The largest site dedicated to iPhone and iPod touch gaming news and reviews. Keep up with the latest and greatest games - TouchArcade.com
9:37 am Patrick001 for the winz
9:37 am GO GO GO!
9:37 am Iz me your emperor
9:37 am Can I have a free laptop plz?
9:55 am jewish bear 2k9 (sup macfags)
This is about when macrumors.com was taken offline entirely.