There once was this man from bandoo
Who fell asleep in a canoe
Then he dreamnt of venus
And played with his penis
And woke with a handfull of goo!

Lincoln & Kennedy ( Read more... )

Your full name:: Miriam Morales ( Read more... )

I picked up Brittany up from school at 3:30 today. We went to Publix and got a whole bunch of really healthy food and then went home to eat it all ( Read more... )

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My personal trainer's thought of the day:

Not stretching before an intense workout is like having sex without the foreplay!

I got a call at 8:00 this morning from Dr. Bafitis' office informing me that my surgery date has changed to July 20th. It's one week earlier, thankfully. That way I'll be able to recover for auditions for Dames At Sea ( Read more... )

Billy and I made up.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your journal.

I'm so straight edge.

Don't Be A Tool Of The Establishment ( Read more... )