I applied last week. It made me feel dirty. College is the new Chlamydia. Then I was sitting up at waffle house and this guy, Dean, that's up there a lot started talking about how murfreesboro sucks, but actually all college towns suck because it's filled with hairy pitted globally motivated little hippie fuck offs riding around on their bikes that wanna work for greenpeace or some shit. I can't remember the exact words. But I wanted to put him in a headlock.
ps. "faux-scene kids" sounds so delightfully redundant.
"have you ever gone through days or weeks in which you're genuinely happy most of the time but at the same time when you find yourself driving alone you feel like you're in a skin suit? i want it away."
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Then I was sitting up at waffle house and this guy, Dean, that's up there a lot started talking about how murfreesboro sucks, but actually all college towns suck because it's filled with hairy pitted globally motivated little hippie fuck offs riding around on their bikes that wanna work for greenpeace or some shit.
I can't remember the exact words.
But I wanted to put him in a headlock.
ps. "faux-scene kids" sounds so delightfully redundant.
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in the words of, well, you...
duh.
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duh.
you are a skin suit. let's go watcch harry potter. my face is slowly melting off.
ROOM ROLLERCOASTER!
i love you like a cosmo.
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hopefully one day i'll have the delightful chance to run into you again .
that would make me a happy girl.
hope all's well dear.
<3.
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5420271. xoxo
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