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[greenjet]

Your LJ is boring! There's nothing there! You need to post something!

Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag. And do I get the benefits of being married? No, I still have to file as Single and take the tax hit.

So I may very well be the last person on the planet to figure this out, but I'm sure the finale of Friends will have Ross quitting his job to go to

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[pennycentury]

First fly on the picnic cake! Go me!!!!

Hey, my first post was just to say "I only signed up so I could Fandom_Wank, so go away now, please and thank you." And pitifully enough, it's still on my top page, too. I guess some of us are naturally more immune to Stockholm Syndrome than others.

[greenjet]

First fly on the picnic cake!

Wow, I thought I was gonna have to offer cash incentives and/or valuable prizes to get that first fly. Um, you probably should have held out. ;)

Hey, my first post was just to say "I only signed up so I could Fandom_Wank, so go away now, please and thank you." And pitifully enough, it's still on my top page, too.

I saw that. I dunno; it seems like there's enough places top vent "Out There" that maintaining a journal just to do it seems redundant somehow. OTOH, if you have an axe to grind and people "Out There" are sick of hearing about it...

[pennycentury]

Ah, I must explain -- not fandom wank, Fandom_Wank. Big difference. See, FW used to be on LiveJournal before it got TOS'ed by the kind of crybabies who shut down entire message boards because their former best friend really hurt their feelings, and...well. It would take a scientist to explain it, and...frankly, I'm just too mad.

[platypush]

Is "Friends" still on? I had no idea. ;-)

Welcome to official LJ-dom. You may now feel free to adopt the stance of PC and many others: the "Like I'd actually share anything with YOU people" regime of LJ maintenance. *g*

[greenjet]

Is "Friends" still on? I had no idea. ;-)

::sniff:: ::sniff:: Only two more to go.

What can I say? No, it's not deep. No, it wasn't always the funniest thing on TV. Some would say it was never the funniest thing on TV, or even funny. But there is something I find appealing about the cast, and it isn't just that. Whatever it is, it kept me hanging around all these years. I'm going to miss the show. Maybe I should rent a truck.

Welcome to official LJ-dom.

Thanks. I think.

You may now feel free to adopt the stance of PC and many others: the "Like I'd actually share anything with YOU people" regime of LJ maintenance.

If I say stuff like that, the next thing you know I'm posting three times a day about things that'd make Friends look like a doctoral thesis. So I won't say stuff like that. I may think it, but I sure won't say it.

[hitwoman]

Dude--Single? Ouch! Do you know how much the MFJ standard deduction went UP this year?

The final shot: split screen of Ross in one airplane, Rachel in another. Fade to black.

Now see, that would just hack me off.

Fortunately, I'm quite used to that in my television viewing.

[greenjet]

Do you know how much the MFJ standard deduction went UP this year?

Yes, I do. Go away. :)

The final shot: split screen of Ross in one airplane, Rachel in another. Fade to black.

Now see, that would just hack me off.

Fortunately, I'm quite used to that in my television viewing.

Well, as long as Rachel doesn't have sex with Ben, I'm okay with it.

[hitwoman]

Yes, I do. Go away. :)

Heh. Tax season may be over, but my Inner Tax Preparer is still hard at work. ;)

Well, as long as Rachel doesn't have sex with Ben, I'm okay with it.

Now see, that's just mean!! The visuals, man, the visuals!!

(and while we're at it, re: Friends, last night's ep may have been...mostly pointless, but it was almost worth it to see Janice and Chandler's final ever scene together. Hee!)

[greenjet]

Now see, that's just mean!! The visuals, man, the visuals!!

Hey, it popped into my head; I had to share. Isn't the purpose of these journals to spread the misery?

And I love Janice, in that, 'I pray every day I'll never have to put up with someone that annoying' kind of way. Another reason to be sad Friends is ending.

[berttheevil]

DAMN!!!! I innocently clicked on to your journal and was spoiled for friends... (I'm in the UK) not that I mind... I was just doing so well... The last two years have been spoiler free for Berty... Oh well.

So, Janice is back? SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[greenjet]

Sorry about that spoiling. I will emphasize that mine is just idle speculation, =uninformed and everything.

And oh, my God, Janice is back. :)

[florrie]

I've forgotten what my wonderfully warm, welcoming sarky post said now.

That'll teach you to try and lock me out.

[greenjet]

That'll teach you to try and lock me out.

Ack! You're the second person who said I'd locked them out. I swear, I don't know enough about this LJ stuff to lock anyone out. I couldn't even lock He Who Will Not Be Named out, and if I were going to lock someone out, it'd be him, whom I will not name.

But I'll just assume yours was the most wonderfully warm, welcoming snarky post ever, and sit back in awe. ;)

Oh, wait. Apparently I did disable anonymous and non-friend posting. Crap. How do I fix that? There should be a list of questions that are asked frequently, as I'm sure this one is. They could call it a FAQ.

[florrie]

Buggered if I know. My only claim to LJ fame is never writing in the bloody thing and encouraging others to do likewise. Much easier to make it all pretty and just ignore the awkward and troublesome pimply bits..

[greenjet]

Hmm, the FAQ is terribly not helpful and I have other things needing to be done. I'll check it out later. In the meantime, I guess everyone else is going to think I'm a self-absorbed snob. Perceptive of them.