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[greenlight]

Well I ran 13.1 miles today, which to the uninitiated, is the distance of a half-marathon. And the equivalent of about 22 kilometres. My nipples started bleeding at about mile 10 and I bled all over my brand new Dri-Fit singlet, which really pissed me off, but then I went to the bathroom and washed it and the blood came out, which made me happy

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[hardship]

you should have rubed the blood all over your face

and walk around sayen.. "i didn;t do it" =P

[mc_funkymcmeep]

Your nipples started bleeding?! That can't be normal! Or do nipples just bleed in Canada?

[ana_lytical]

Wow. The most i've ran was a little over 5 miles. You rock. Bloody nipples? Ouch. :X

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[planetacid]

Yea explain the bloody nipples thing more...

[greenlight]

Your shirt gets wet from your sweat, and your nipples get really hard, then your wet shirt rubs against your nipples until they bleed.

This doesn't happen to anyone else?

jordan

[mc_funkymcmeep]

No, but atleast it's a reasonable explaination. I was thinking maybe you had nipple piercings and like maybe when your blood pressure got high enough they'd leak blood, only other thing I could think of. o.O

My Dad's nipple bled once. We were at a restaurant, and he accidently closed his glasses case on his nipple. It's really got a bite to it!

[greenlight]

eww nipple rings

thats really funny about your dad though

[mc_funkymcmeep]

Yeah, and he was wearing a white business shirt too. As I recall he just did the old-person tuck your napkin into your collar thing, which worked well since we were at a restaurant. :p