Briar was almost asleep when Sandry's voice rang through his mind.
You're ignoring me!
Am not!
Are too!
Am not!
I haven't heard from you in six days!
I'm learning my way around!
So what did you learn?
Briar could almost feel Sandry smiling truimphly and groaned.
A bit of
new slang. Televisions are weird. As are
movie plots.
What?
It's usually best just not to ask.
So what else.
Girls around here really like it when guys are
wearing shirts. And someone passed a new rule requiring everyone to have a nametag.
That's everywhere. The girl's liking guys without shirts part.
There is no one here who uses the same
map as us and it makes for some odd conversations. And I think I accidentally broke a
girl's brain.
At least it wasn't her heart.
Briar mentally stuck his tongue out at her.
So this is probably a bad time to mention how I may trying to
convince the girls to go topless next Friday?
Sandry mentally thwapped him.
Ow!
Apparently this school has
gremlins and other
random monsters. ...What?
That was my general reaction.
And in closing news, I found Tris's long lost
twin.
What?!
I don't have a twin!
Tris chimmed in.
I meant she reminds me of you, copper-curls.
Her hair was setting of sparks?
Ha.
I try.
Can I sleep now?
You still promised to tell me about clothes!
Girls pretty much only wear breeches.
Briar smirked and mentally closed himself off. Within minutes he was asleep.