Romance, Free Books, and Penises

[greenschist]

I hope my fellow Americans have recovered from Thanksgiving--at my house, there's still no end in sight to all the leftovers--and I hope we're all starting to feel a little of that holiday spirit

Comments

[corianderpie]

Oh for Christ's sake, now I need to go buy me some brain bleach. Will Fedex it to you when I'm done.

Now you've started me a crack!bunny with Snape tasked to teach sex ed, and a la Monty Python, he screws his wife in front of the class, using words like "corpus spongiosum" and "mons" and "ejaculate" (the noun).

More brain bleach needed.

[dynonugget]

Nothing beats "beef curtains".

Can you get me some brain bleach too???? PLEASE?

[greenschist]

Oh, God. Yuck.

Brain bleach all around.

[greenschist]

I hope I didn't scar you. *pets corianderpie* May your brain bleaching be successful (I've had no luck with it.)

[greenschist]

I'm totally with you on the c-word. Yuck!

You do a great job of being titillating without being porny. :) I wish all writers had the same balance.

[drcjsnider]

I've downloaded all those harlequins and read a few of them... they are great when you want to spend a couple of hours in romance land :)

I think my scenes are more mechanical... although I'm sure I have some yuck stuff in there... definitely nothing as bad as spouting fountain of love though!

BTW, great job of the Rose/Scorpius drabble win last week! It was my favorite.

[greenschist]

Thank you. I was surprised by the win since I find Ron hard to write.

For the record, I've never read anything in your writing that I would describe as "yuck stuff." Not even close. :)