snow in april is like a slap in the face when you're expecting a kiss

[greensilkchai]

snow in texas in april is like your best friend since fourth grade dropping a cadillac escalade roof first on your legs while anally raping your daughter's new puppy and videotaping the whole thing to send to your mother.

Comments

[redacted]

i think that's my favorite sentence ever.

[fyrespritetryst]

ditto.

[kat_king]

My mother might be a bit disturbed by that.

[nosuchweather]

i heart "climate change," but not as much as i heart scare quotes, and not nearly as much as i heart you.

[lucifermourning]

that made me giggle. but i had to read it twice to get the whole picture in my head.