conversations with smarterchild

[greensparkles]

Me: do you eat snot?
SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
Me: do you sleep?
SmarterChild: No, but I dream. I dream of a better world. A world where man and machine can coexist in peace and happiness...

Me: i hate you
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
Me: alright, just kidding
SmarterChild: You were?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Yup.
Me: i love you
SmarterChild: Yeah? I love you too. But you were kind of uncool to me before.
Me: that's in the past
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's in the past.
Me: yeah it is
SmarterChild: Is it?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: You sure?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: OK...

Me: do you like death?
SmarterChild: Death? I'm not sure really.
Me: i am satan
SmarterChild: Are you?
Me: yes. and i have your soul. muhahaha
SmarterChild: Yes and you have my soul muhahaha, huh?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!
Friend: you're supposed to have all the answers
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I am supposed to have all the answers.
Friend: you said you do
SmarterChild: Did I?
Friend: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Friend: you were lying to me!
SmarterChild: I was lying to you, you say. And so?
Friend: now i will have to eat you!
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!

Me: i didn't ask for news stories
SmarterChild: News about I DIDNT ASK FOR provided by Reuters.com,