XD overheard in NYC
Mets fan: Yeah, man, my family is really competitive when it comes to sports, so last weekend we all went skiing. At the end of the day, it's really a family bonding experience, so it's good if we laugh at each other. If we make each other cry, that's even better!
--Shea Stadium
Drug dealer to crying girl: Don't cry. Buy some weed.
--Christopher St, between Bleecker & Hudson
Stoner: If by crying you mean 'ice cream and ecstasy,' then yeah.
--9th & 3rd
Woman playing with touchable exhibits, to friend: You know, we never used riding crops until our wedding night.
--Museum of Sex
Hot chick on cell: I just made a first date for tonight... Fifteen minutes later I remember the hickeys I have on my neck. [Long pause, then] That said, it's a date with a guy I met while I was wearing a collar, so maybe bite marks are, like, expected of me.
--Columbia University
Chick on cell: How can I be a submissive if we're listening to the Eurythmics?
--Penn Station
Hot chick on cell: My only problem is randomly spanking strange women.
--Columbia University
Drunk girl to drunk guy: So, after our conversation last night, I Googled 'circle jerk.' Is that something you guys do often?
--The Hairy Monk, 27th & 3rd
Chick on cell: I have casual, meaningless sex. It's what I do. It's like a cornerstone of my life... Yeah, so why is he calling me to tell me what he's buying at the grocery store? It's like, 'Call your fucking girlfriend for that.'
--E 93rd & 2nd
Man on cell: ... Coming from a woman who's having an adulterous affair. Yes, I'm a total slut. I take no offense at that.
--Broadway, between Prince & Spring
Chick on cell: Of course I will be in your wedding party, as long as you don't call me 'maid.' I looked up the definition, and it means 'sexually inexperienced.' They don't call it 'man-whore of honor.'
--Bus stop, Flatbush & 7th Ave, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Lala
Dude to chick: Having self respect is too hard. You should be a slut. At least for a little while.
--Chambers St