[Open RL]

[greenwithme]

[Somewhere, wandering the halls, there is a tiny green leech-like... thing. Should you encounter this little leech-thing, you are presented with the following options:

> Talk to it
> Step on it
> Set it on fire
> Scream and run away
> Pick it up and put it in your pocket

What will you do?]

Comments

[halfthetroubl]

[None of the above! Devit will, in fact, stop and stare in disgust]

Eugh, what the fuck is that thing?!

[greenwithme]

I'm not some thing! I'm Envy, you fool!

[halfthetroubl]

Whoa, it talks? [peers down at it curiously] What's an Envy?

[greenwithme]

Don't play dumb with me, kid! [Stands up on his hind legs, pointing.] I'm a fellow Slytherin, in the year above you! Don't act as if you don't know who I am! Everyone knows about the beautiful, genius wizard of House Slytherin!

[t_point_man]

[Why isn't >chase and eat and option?

Well Arthur wont' do that at least. But he's to happy with weird creatures wandering inside the castle and putting in danger his students. He jumps in front of the thing, fur up.]

[greenwithme]

[Because the mun didn't consider it? XD]

[Envy stops dead in his tracks, eye bulging in fear.]

N-N-Nice doggie! Good doggie... [Slowly backing away.] Y-You don't wanna eat me now...

[t_point_man]

[Shame XD]

[Wait. It talks. Monster don't usually talk.]I'm a cat. Who are you?

[greenwithme]

[LOL I meant to say "cat". I have no idea why I put "dog" there...]

E-Envy... W-What's it to you, huh?!

[Yes, bravado. Don't let the big bad kitty smell your fear...]

[land_of_the_sun]

Oh......? [Have a teacher that likes weird animals.] And who you might be, little one?

[greenwithme]

[Oh shit. It's Professor Spain. Who sent Envy to detention for committing Grand Theft Unicorn. Now, should he play dumb and act like an animal? Or should he reveal that he's a student who's been cursed?

Decisions, decisions...

Maybe he'll play dumb for now and see what happens.

Envy is just going to stare up at you with big woobie eyes. And make some kind of cute, squeaky noise.]

[land_of_the_sun]

[Spain sent him to detention yes, but he probably forgot already. Be bends down.] Oh, how weird, I never saw anything like you before.

[greenwithme]

[Blink blink blink. Don't mind me! Just a cute little leech-thingie!

Envy is just going to try and crawl away now... Nice and slow. No need to follow him or anything...]

[promiseunbroken]

> pick it up by its tail end and examine

...what the hell is this?

most appropriate icon ever

[greenwithme]

Oi! Put me down, right now!

[wriggle wriggle wriggle!]

Yes. Award will follow later.

[promiseunbroken]

It talks-? Huuuuh. [you see that grin spreading across his face? It might just be bad news.]

Whatever should I do with this tiny little leech...

woot, award!

[greenwithme]

[Oh fuck. That is one evil grin right there. Envy should know: he's worn a grin like that often enough...]

Y-You could help change me back! Yeah! Do that, and I'll... Um... I'll do you a big favor! Real big! Super big, even!

[toxiccrown]

[>Step on it

....though in his defense he's daydreaming as he's walking and not paying much attention, look out little leech!]

[greenwithme]

[Oh shiiiiiiiiit! Envy tries to scurry out of the way, but Polly's boot catches him on the tail (which was already burned due to one of Prussia's spells.]

Ow! Sonuvabitch! Watch where you're going, moron!

[toxiccrown]

[Sudden squeaking is enough to startle him back to attention! And his first thought is to drop a book on Envy because what is that.

But. He'll uh. Just apologetically step back instead. For now.] The hell did you come from?

[greenwithme]

[For the next minute and a half, Envy sits curled on his haunches, flinging expletives while rubbing at his poor, broken tail...]

From the Slytherin common room! That pissy little albino put a hex on me and now... now I look like this!