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greenwithme

002 [Fail!Private | Post-Virus Aftermath]

Sep 15, 2010 18:57

Guh... What a weird dream! I was in a huge castle, and everyone practiced this strange kind of alchemy that involved waving funny sticks around. And there were all kind of weird magical creatures... Girls turned into boys, and boys turned into girls, and I was a green worm and someone stuffed me in their pocket... And the tin can alchemist was a ( Read more... )

alphonse elric, hogwarts au virus, !virus, james potter, superbi squalo, lavi, eris

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promiseunbroken September 16 2010, 01:46:08 UTC

Vooui, leech-face. Looks like you're back to normal, eh. Your lock fucked up by the way.

greenwithme September 16 2010, 04:07:11 UTC

No thanks to you, fuck-face! I nearly got stepped on because of your stupid hex!

So, why don't you just move right along and pretend you never saw this, hm?

promiseunbroken September 16 2010, 09:42:01 UTC

Because you trying to convince yourself that it was just a dream was too amusing to pass up on.

greenwithme September 16 2010, 23:05:55 UTC

Yeah, okay, just because you happened to be in my dream doesn't mean it actually happened! It's not all that unusual for someone to have weird dreams about people they know.

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lavida_loco September 16 2010, 15:19:08 UTC

I kinda thought you enjoyed bein' my little buddy, specially that broom seat I went and made for you!

greenwithme September 16 2010, 23:07:04 UTC

I GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A DAMN BLUDGER! SOME FRI--SLAVE YOU TURNED OUT TO BE!

...Wait a second. How'd you know about that, anyway?

lavida_loco September 17 2010, 01:31:20 UTC

Sorry, didn't mean for that to happen, I thought you'd enjoy the fresh air. But you did get the comfortable spot on the pillow that night!

...Erm...because that wasn't a dream. 'Course I'd know about it...and if it were I'd be wonderin' why you were havin' dreams with me in it.

greenwithme September 17 2010, 03:19:13 UTC

D-Don't go saying things like that in public, all right?!

...Goddammit, I hate this place so much right now.

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quidditch_stag September 16 2010, 16:31:52 UTC

I think you used soap and water more than your wand!

greenwithme September 16 2010, 23:07:52 UTC

...I didn't mention anything about detention. How did you know you were in my dream, anyway?

quidditch_stag September 16 2010, 23:13:56 UTC

Because it wasn't a dream!

greenwithme September 16 2010, 23:20:41 UTC

...

SONUVABITCH!

This is just like that weird haunted ship, but worse! How could this have happened?!

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ironysoul September 16 2010, 18:14:22 UTC

You are a green worm. The rest of it was a dream.

greenwithme September 16 2010, 23:17:27 UTC

I AM NOT A GREEN WORM, AND ALL OF IT WAS A DREAM!

...Right?

ironysoul September 17 2010, 03:01:09 UTC

Yes.

Yes, definitely.

greenwithme September 17 2010, 03:38:49 UTC

G-Good! Then there's no reason for us to talk about it anymore, right?

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chaos_godess September 18 2010, 07:52:27 UTC

I think it was fun.

Oh, and not a dream, sweetheart.

greenwithme September 19 2010, 03:12:26 UTC

Glad you were so thoroughly entertained! Gotta admit, that virus had it's high points, but I wouldn't wanna go through with it again.

Yeah... I kinda figured that one out a while ago, Mother...

[Locked]

Hey, can I ask you something about that Squalo guy?

chaos_godess September 19 2010, 15:39:48 UTC

I don't blame you.

Sorry, my love.

[Locked]

You can ask. Perhaps I will even reply.

greenwithme September 20 2010, 01:34:00 UTC

I guess it's true what the others said, huh? That even gods can be affected. So, no chance of you using your powers to protect the both of us from these viruses, am I right?

[Locked]

Is it true that guy is one of your "favored"? I mean, he's not on the same level as me! But if I were to punch him in the face, would you be mad at me?

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