Beware the jabberwock, my boy.

[gregor__samsa]

Whatever you do, avoid turning into a giant cockroach, as I have unfortunately done. Don't believe me? On my honor I swear. But since this is via the computer and not an across-the-table conversation, you'll never know for sure, will you?

Comments

[emilydamnit]

Who is this?

[gregor__samsa]

Wouldn't YOU like to know!

[christiana20]

No, seriously! I'm quite curious.

[gregor__samsa]

OH MAN I AM EVERYONE'S FAVORITE PERSON/WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!