I had an entry about love, loss, wanting to beat the shit out of Alex, and pet peeves...damn I'm lazy...so...in your comments write an entry for me! Best one gets posted (and make them NOT offensive).
Mike says that he is now in love with life! And wants to kill Alex because Alex kissed his mom. This shocked Mike. Now that mike knows that Alex has feelings for his mom he wants to kill him. But what mike does not know is that this was a plot set up by Alex and his mom to fool him WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You got a dog and fell in love with it. Alex came over and started playing with the dog and loved the dog too. So the dog is an outside/inside dog and Alex decides to leave and he gets in his car and backs out, but runs over the dog and kills it. You get very pissed and you and Alex argue over who's fault it was.
[Mike] I was angry and confused the other night and didn't know where my love life was going. Until I talked to someone who convinced me that love was for fools and life as a male prostitute would make me happier than sitting around and being indecisive.
The first night was slow and I had two customers both of which I made very happy with my "shuck thecorn" position. I did practice my lines with this sexy girl. She was interested, which made me feel kind of confident, but it was just not her thing. Apperantly I have a cute ass, but that could be flattery.
Last night almost ruined my new life. Alex came out to my spot and was selling himself for practically nothing. I didn't get any all night. Next time I'll karate kick him in the nuts so he'll never work again. [/Mike]
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Mike says that he is now in love with life! And wants to kill Alex because Alex kissed his mom. This shocked Mike. Now that mike knows that Alex has feelings for his mom he wants to kill him. But what mike does not know is that this was a plot set up by Alex and his mom to fool him WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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So, you want an entry? Here's an entry o.o.
You got a dog and fell in love with it. Alex came over and started playing with the dog and loved the dog too. So the dog is an outside/inside dog and Alex decides to leave and he gets in his car and backs out, but runs over the dog and kills it. You get very pissed and you and Alex argue over who's fault it was.
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The first night was slow and I had two customers both of which I made very happy with my "shuck thecorn" position. I did practice my lines with this sexy girl. She was interested, which made me feel kind of confident, but it was just not her thing. Apperantly I have a cute ass, but that could be flattery.
Last night almost ruined my new life. Alex came out to my spot and was selling himself for practically nothing. I didn't get any all night. Next time I'll karate kick him in the nuts so he'll never work again. [/Mike]
ha ha not too offensive =D
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