When Did I Become This Person...

[gregorysgirl]

Standing in the grocery in front of the soy milks checking my shopping list and email on my iphone while drinking a venti Starbucks caramel macchiatto (skinny, thank you).

How did I get here??

Comments

[luckygirl74]

yuppie scum!!!!

maybe it happened about the same time I turned into an intown private school snob.

[archers_elegant]

How did you get there?

I imagine you followed the yellow brick road (road color and material approved by the neighborhood association, of course).

[efire360]

I'm sorry. Are you implying that there is something wrong with iPhones, soy milk and caramel macchiatos? If so, I have no sympathy for you.

[gregorysgirl]

It was the combination of those things that bothered me a bit.

[opheliadickwell]

Be grateful. You could be standing in front of your trailer drinking a beer and listening to Skynyrd.

[gregorysgirl]

It's all a matter of perspective, huh?

[masterdarkstorm]

Hey,, whats wronr wif Skynyrd and a beer??
And I likes My Double Wide!!

[opheliadickwell]

Oh boy--how do I "moonwalk" my way out of THIS one! lol

I will only say that my comments were very "tongue in cheek" as I am originally from east TN and probably more of a redneck than most of the people on my friends list. lol

I was raised on a cattle farm, used to dehorn/castrate cattle, can drive an assortment of farm vehicles, and was once skilled in the art of lobbing an empty beer can out of the truck window into the truckbed behind me. I didn't grow up in a trailer, but I did have skunks living under my house and chickens running in the yard. Several close family members are bluegrass/country musicians which means I occasionally frequent classy places like the Elks or Eagles clubs. And yes, I have my very own Skynyrd collection.