"It's obvious you've never had to remove a cheese stain." Omg, without a doubt the funniest thing ive ever heard! If you get it i love you if not i'll pray for you... I cant wait two weeks to see bree. ha im so in love ( Read more... )

I think I'm going to learn to play the bass and be in a band. Woah, i'm such a closet dreamer...

Knives and bags of candy, this should be interesting...

Why am I always alone...

I never should have convinced myself that i was going to penelope's play, like anything that I really want would happen. so... I can't go into my room, or the bathroom or look in a mirror or sleep or anything... fucking scary movies! I'm the only one up and its dark and i didnt sleep last night and i have the same closet as the one in the movie and ( Read more... )

There is only one word to describe Roman Polanski movies and movies from the sixties ingeneral... psychedelic.

The peanut butter was not accepted.

Ok this seems to be the easiest way for my too summarize events in my life... The love and Afraid to love lists! Yay ( Read more... )

How can a little yellow rectangle turn ones mood completely around? Just add some sharpie and attach to your forehead and all is well. Truly amazing. You get called a weird kid by a teacher, Mr.Slatery: " Why do I always get the weird kids in my class?", stared at by countless people, and have strangers call your friend blondie and ask whats on her ( Read more... )

So apparently we are now the panthers and our colors are black and grey. That is fine and all but isn't it a bit boring? Why can't we be weird and stick with the unicorn or at least with something unconventional? This is why, being the rebel that I am, I am making my own mascot the Cheshire cat. Meaning I will be sewing stripes and a very large ( Read more... )