Sometimes.. I wonder if it's all been a dream.
No, sometimes I wonder if it's all been a nightmare.
I think, maybe it is and I'll wake up.
I'll wake up screaming in a cold sweat.
But, I'll have woken up and it'll all be over.
I wonder, is this what it appears?
<(^_^)> NACHOS!
And then I come to the awful truth. Yes, it is all real..
Soliloquoy

<(>_>)> Look what I can do!
No.
<(@.@)> C'moooooooon!!
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<(#_#)> Pleeeeeeeease!
Fine.
**pop**
<(^~_~^)> HUZZAH! KITTY EARS!
W..why?
<(^>_>^)> Don't question the kitty ears.

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<(>_<)> What are you so damned happy about?

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**Knock-knock**
<(O.o)> I wonder who it is...

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<(^_^)> MALCOLMMALCOLMMALCOM!!!
What?
<(^.^)> Do you know what today is?
No..
<(^______^)> It's our 100th recorded episode.
Wow.. 100?
<(*.*)> 100. How are you going to celebrate?
Well.. I found this Jewish pro-gun site.
<(?_?)> So?
Well.. I couldn't make up comedy this good:

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Okay Kirby, I think we're done.
<(O.o)> Whaddaya mean?
I've gotten rid of every major-brand product in the house.
Or atleast screened what brand it is. No more advertising for us.
<(o.o)> Awww
By the way, what did you do with all that money?
<(^_^)> Hehehe...
What did you do?
<(^.^)> It's something you'll be really proud of.
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Goddammit, Kirby. That's the wrong guy.
<(#.#)> It's Gary Coleman!
No, it's Gary Oldman. Jesus.. maybe he'll think it was a dream. Put him back where you found him.
<(O.o)> And what then?
Go get Gary Coleman, damn it.