Unfortunately Conscious

[grendel317]

I left work a little after midnight. On the way home, I met a homeless man who offered me oral sex for five dollars (I declined), and a clown whom I was going to offer five dollars for a heart-flower-balloon-thing to give to Suzanne (he disappeared just before I could ask

Comments

[adifferentriver]

Aw... I'm touched. Your attempt to get me something from a clown is really sweet. Randomly appearing and disappearing clown... it's like something out of CQ! :)

Of course, I'm even more dazzled by your refusal of a cheap blowjob... especially if the homeless guy had no teeth. This must be true love. ;)

La la la... I think I will finish my gatorade and go join you in bed with my fever-cold feet.

[grendel317]

Yay cold feet!

[servingdonuts]

I'm sorry, what?

Oh, hey, look at that!

[grendel317]

Did you say something?

[aesthetic]

FIVE DOLLARS!??! WOW! WHAT A BARGAIN!!! :-D lol

[grendel317]

If you want, I could give him your number?

[ultran_ego]

Although the dicking jokes could be plentiful.. man that's just awful, I feel sorry for the guy. I'm guessing things are pretty bad off if you're blowing people at that price....

Unless he was asking for five dollars to allow you to blow him. Which if that's the case the guy possesses a self confidence I could only imagine.