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[gretchsky]

Is it bad that I spent the better hours of this morning when I should've been in class laying in bed and thinking of all the various ways that it would be possible for me to get back to Canada

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[farewell_hello]

i love you forever.
turmoil on my shoulder

[ai_rei]

Canada will always welcome you back. And if you REALLY want a place to hide where no one can find you, Ryerson is good at keeping fugitives safe! :p

[g_gwozdecky]

Kingston has Canada's largest prison. It's the last place anyone would ever look.

[ai_rei]

I think that between the two of us, there could be an exchange every month and no one would even suspect a thing.

[veneratedvoodoo]

I'm good for keeping the feds running around in circles. No kidding: my misinformation campaigns are flawless. They'd never know you were you Canada. Instead, they think you were in Mexico. Hell, I'd apply so much suave convincing that I'd get them to think they should walk on their heads and eat hamburgers with their feet.

Oh yeah. I'm that good.

[g_gwozdecky]

I am intrigued by your powers of misdirection. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[ai_rei]

Are you by some chance related to Mentok the Mindtaker?
Your ways are unlike those that I have heard of in the world outside of my own insane mind. Please, let me join you. I shall be the most worthy apprentice you could ever have.