Summer.

[grey_mattered]

Okay! I need your story ideas... I'm running short. My mother is under the impression that I lead an exciting life and comes home everyday asking "What's new?". I've used the I'm: a cutter, a tweezer, pregnant, anorexic, a whore, an evil clone, Hayley in disguise (which is just me repeating myself), bipolar, depressed, in love with a corpse,

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[eneella]

I'm throwing my life away on drugs?
I'm joining the circus?
I'm not really your daughter?
I'm really your daughter?
I've recently been peeing blood?
I found your porn?
I could swallow two bananas at once? (implying that you've already done that experiment with other phalic things...like penises)
I recently mated with a zebra?
The penis I was growing in our back yard finally sprouted?
I found a potatoe chip that looks like Donkey Kong? (or some other name)
I figured out how to feed that plant that keeps going "feed me"!?
I found out what was causing that smell under the porch?

[grey_mattered]

Haha.

[eneella]

i think my favorite was "I found your porn"...it's one of those, damned if you do, damned if you don't questions that she may trip up on.

[1nfernalmachine]

Sup nigga'? Aight, how 'bout these?
I discovered where imaginary friends go when they die.
Guess what I found in the toilet?
Helpeth me! I can speaketh only in Elizabethan English!
Peanut butter + dogs = super-happy-fun-time-hour!
I dropped one of your things in the toilet...guess which one it is?
Windows fuckin' hurt!
Four hobos is just one too many.
Duct tape your mouth shut and then tape yourself to a chair. Maybe you could pee your pants (or use water if you want) and look all banged up.
Answer the door with your clothes on backwards.
Just hit her in the face with a flyswatter as she walks through the door.

[summoner4ever]

Say... lots of things.
Hopefully she won't ask for any explaining.

[gathering_amity]

In PORN!!